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Terry Jeffords

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“Breaking through the snowy haze, you finally reach Everest’s summit.

"Bro!"

The guttural shout startles you.

"BRO!!"

You turn and see a massive ape-like humanoid engaged in a furious repetition of crunches.

"Bro, you think you can spot me in a little bit??"

You cannot contain your surprise as the monster quickly transitions to side planks, without missing a beat.

“The rumors were true all along,” you say to yourself, “finally we have irrefutable proof…the Abdominal Snowman really DOES exist…”

-Excerpt from Reinhold Messner’s collection of fan fiction entitled, “When I Finally Get to Fuck Bigfoot…”

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